You can't see me!!

A few weeks ago, I went to this charity ball. It was delightful. I bought a fabulous dress. There was a photographer hired for the event. I didn't bring a camera. I just naturally thought there was a good chance I may be in a picture and that would do. When we get the link for the pictures I am not in a single one. Period. Not one. It's like I wasn't even there. Today, we get the link to our company's family picnic pictures. I peruse all 57,396 of them and I'm not in a single one. I am hell bent on determining the reason for this and I have a few theories.

#1 - My mirror lies and I am actually hideously disfigured and ugly. I'm thinking I may be under some kind of spell by some woodland witch. The spell distorts my own self image.

#2 - I am my friend Sebastian's imaginary friend. There were a gazillion pictures of him at the picnic standing all by himself. I hung out with him at said picnic so if I am a figment of his imagination then I could feasibly have been standing with him and not actually IN the photo.

#3 - I'm in the witness protection program and the government is paying these people big money to not photograph me. I don't recall any of this as my memory was most likely erased.

This is as far as I've gotten. I'd be open to other theories should you have one.