I could marry it.

I am so in love with my iPod, it's damn near stupid. I have the new color video one. It's lovely. Well, it's actually pretty scratched up but I hear Brasso can fix that. I need to look into that.

I have started downloading shows that I miss. Or just ones I find funny, like half of the last season of The Office. I love that should I find myself, say, stuck at the DMV, I have entertainment. Two words: Dwight. Schrute.

I also love that I can download one song at a time. I could, feasibly, spend my entire paycheck downloading stuff. It's inevitable that I will randomly think of a song or an artist I haven't listened to in 10 years and find that I need to download their entire catalog right that very minute. I am very frustrated that I can't download to my library from work because at this moment I am dying to spend at least $10 as many Concrete Blonde songs as I can think of. I am this [ ] close to going all Veruca Salt over it.

My other issue is something I have stated before but always bears repeating. These things should come with a breathalizer. I have a bad habit of drinking and downloading. Two great tastes that do not taste great together. It's the only way to explain how Harper Valley PTA ended up in my iPod.